how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy
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I don’t know what’s better. Her reaction, or the guy creeping in the door.
Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit
me owning the kangaroos at the zoo
I don’t think that man is a certified paramedic
white people can walk around with assault rifles in a fucking public store but the moment they see a poc’s skin they clutch their purses or lock their car doors
Because people head off to Target with AK47s around their necks right? Lol. This site never fails to amaze me.
when you accidentally open your front camera
I don’t really forgive people I just pretend like its ok and wait for my opportunity to destroy them