I would rather punch myself in the face than go to school
in my science class we had to take care of baby chickens and one of my friends forgot to give his water one day so i said “lamborghini mercy, your chick she so thirsty” and then we all started breakdancing including tom hanks who kinda just appeared out of nowhere
if i see one more of those posts that’s like “hold my fucking hand you stupid idiot bitch” with like 200,000 notes i’m deleting this website. that shit isn’t cute or romantic and if anyone spoke to me that way in real life i would punch them in the throat and drive myself home in their car. have higher standards please
heelys don’t have brakes bc my swag don’t stop
Jesus Christ you guys.
If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.
my dealer is gonna kill me
goes on a date “don’t worry babe i’ll pick up the tab”
Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.